Thursday, February 28, 2008

Sorry, We're BUSY.




K. Myers mentioned to me a few days ago that we hadn't updated in a few... months... but it happens. I mean, we're sitting at desks, in front of computers, sometimes we forget about... this isn't turning into a good fabrication so... I apologize.


Ahem. WHOLE GRAIN POP TARTS.


I tried some of my roommates and my refined pallet is still up in the air. They tasted a little bit like cardboard, however, I prefered them to Cheese Danish Pop Tarts. It's just too "healthy". If I was going for health, would I really being eating anything with the words "brown sugar cinnamon" stamped on the box? This is largely part of America's problem with figuring out the Next Big Thing, it leads to thing like Diet Bread, bluetooth ear pieces, and Whole Grain Pop Tarts. Yes, I do rank all of these things in the very same catagory.
Still, no luck on finding the Grape ones. This is what it feels like to be an adult.

3 comments:

Hawley said...

hahahahaha so funny to read...

I was disappointed. I was excited to read whole grain! but yes, I also find it disappointing when anorexic-ish women order non-fat lattes. They NEED some fat!

And hey, whats a latte without that milky goodness? Come on, folks. Have the latte - regular, and take the stairs. It's worth it.

K. Myers said...

hawley - agreed.

ash hill - thanks for pulling acube out of its slump.

phelan - stop it with the wizard wrock all ready and get back to posting!

Print Brochures said...

Oh, what a letdown. And whole grains are very healthy too... Too bad these pop tarts were not a work of art, unlike its predecessors. :(