We sit in chairs, at desks, and don't move. This is our survival method.
For those of you who will not slack enough today to read all of these - here are some of my favs: Doctor to patient with teardrop tattoo under eye: That's a pretty cool tattoo. Where'd you get it?Patient, uneasily: Uh... At this place I used to stay.Doctor: That wouldn't be jail, would it?Patient: Maybe...--Male cube rat: I need a word that rhymes with 'vaginal.'Female cube rat #1: Why?Male cube rat: I'm writing a poem.Female cube rat #1: What kind of poem has the word 'vaginal' in it?Male cube rat: Don't interrogate me. Just help me out.Female cube rat #2: This poem isn't about me, is it?Male cube rat: I'll bet Alfred Lord Tennyson didn't have to put up with a bunch of fucking questions.--Art director, peeling an orange: I wish homeless people smelled like oranges.--Friendly worker guy: Hey, you guys -- I just took one sip of this energy drink and I don't really want it. Does anyone want it? [No one answers. A few minutes later] Hey, you guys -- there is a lot of turkey on this sandwich. Does anyone want some?Normal worker guy: Hey, you guys -- I've had this peanut M&M in my mouth for four days. Does anyone want it?--Ancient lesbian waitress: You ever tried to buy dental dams at three A.M. in the Bible belt?Wide-eyed teen bus boy: Uh... I have sooo many questions about what you just said...
Ashleigh = THE COOLEST!!
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