Monday, October 15, 2007

DAMMIT GOOGLE.


Job hunting is a pain in the ass. And you know what, Google? You're not helping me out! Thanks for nothing, Google. Those search results SUCKED. I'm not interested in Anime OR idiots looking for a basic digital camera. Also, NOT very helpful to throw a site at me where someone talks about how they love their job. Is that sarcasm, Google? You know what? You're being kind of an asshole. I don't appreciate it. I'm being serious here. I'm not messing around. I'm looking for a JOB, not a site about STEVE JOBS. Steve Jobs probably won't hire me...scratch that, he DEFINITELY won't hire me. I'm getting more and more pissed off by the day and you come back with www.suck-my-big.org? Not cool. Is that going to give me two monthly paychecks and a decent benefits package? How about a salary? Will that website pay my bills, Google? Interesting. I didn't think so. I'm looking for something in my field. Something that is somewhat related to what I studied for FOUR YEARS at a university. How does someone complaining about crappy college comedians help me? You're right, Google, it doesn't help me. If it weren't for Google chat, I would end this relationship.

2 comments:

Ashleigh said...

... i agree... well, also, google documents is pretty sweet...

Are you over craigslist?

Hawley said...

hahahaha. google chat saves me. daily. including gmail chatting with ashleigh, by the by.

i have tried that whole bag of internet searches. it kind of sucks heinously. i've found that doing more precise searches (i.e. going to a company's website and searching THEIR employment websites) versus a vague gmail search helps a lot! good luck.

please draw a hilarious picture about this experience. or comic. thanks.