... you are a huge, money hungry, inconsiderate, prostitute of a company that spends 23 hours of its day buying out smaller, more ethical (?) companies like an 18-year old whore teaching all the little pony-tailed freshman how, when, and with whom to put out.
P.S. The other hour is spent looming outside kitchen windows, a constant reminder of how big, demeaning, and uncool you really are.
P.P.S The first person to find me a real, honest-to-god job that has nothing to do with the words "government" or "contracting" will win something perfect. I can't make any real promises, but there will definitely be snacks and maybe puppies involved.
4 comments:
ahahahaahaaaaaaaaaa way to stick it to the man ashleigh. don't worry this whole way of doing business will cause the implosion of our civilization one day ;)
... and we will be there with our sunglasses, popcorn, and Phillip Larkin poetry, watching it all go down.
very nice simile/metaphor whatever in the first paragraph.
im keepin my eyes open for you:)
muffins?
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