Friday, June 22, 2007

beyonce gets quality men.

driving around on my lunch break, i tuned into 106.5 MIX fm, baltimore's finest top 40 radio station that playes lovely tunes such as pink, kelly clarkson, NICKELBACK, and others. i normally do not listen to this station (you don't really need to ask why, do you?) but i was flipping through and beyonce's super great song "irreplaceable" came on and i like to rock out every now and then to a good R&B hit, so i was listening and got to thinking about the lyrics.

in the chorus, beyonce sings "I can have another you in a minute, and in fact, he'll be here in a minute." and i thought to myself - "wait - didn't you just sing a few lines back about how your lame boyfriend CHEATED on you, after you bought him a car?" yes, i do believe you did. but don't worry, you can have another guy like him in just a few minutes. WOW, im amazed! good for you!
beyonce, of course your ex is replaceable because he's a cheating scum bag LOSER with no car.
they're not very hard to come by - trust me, they're not.

it is for this reason i am reminded why top 40 radio hits generally suck because they consist of awful lyrics such as these that make no sense and/or make the singer look like a complete moron who likes to repeat his/her own mistakes.
and on that note, im going to go listen to kelly clarkson's new album. SWEET.


Andrew said...

Well, I'm sure she's not as bad as Fergie, who pens such poetic lyrics like...

"Wear them gold and diamonds rings
All them things don't mean a thing
Chaperons and limousines
Shopping for expensive things"

I mean, using the word "thing" three times in 4 lines? That takes talent.

Anonymous said...

dumbass she said she could have another man as in a better man some artist acually beleive there audiences have comenesnce stop hating B****!

love u b u go gurl irreblacable is the song