beyonce gets quality men.

driving around on my lunch break, i tuned into 106.5 MIX fm, baltimore's finest top 40 radio station that playes lovely tunes such as pink, kelly clarkson, NICKELBACK, and others. i normally do not listen to this station (you don't really need to ask why, do you?) but i was flipping through and beyonce's super great song "irreplaceable" came on and i like to rock out every now and then to a good R&B hit, so i was listening and got to thinking about the lyrics.

in the chorus, beyonce sings "I can have another you in a minute, and in fact, he'll be here in a minute." and i thought to myself - "wait - didn't you just sing a few lines back about how your lame boyfriend CHEATED on you, after you bought him a car?" yes, i do believe you did. but don't worry, you can have another guy like him in just a few minutes. WOW, im amazed! good for you!

beyonce, of course your ex is replaceable because he's a cheating scum bag LOSER with no car.
they're not very hard to come by - trust me, they're not.

it is for this reason i am reminded why top 40 radio hits generally suck because they consist of awful lyrics such as these that make no sense and/or make the singer look like a complete moron who likes to repeat his/her own mistakes.

and on that note, im going to go listen to kelly clarkson's new album. SWEET.