I will most likely not be your friend if you pop your collar. If you wear a polo shirt, and you fold your collar upward so that it lies flat against your neck, you are instantly transformed into a stain. There are two types of people that pop their collars: pretentious snobs, and macho juicers who try and hump unsuspecting girls in clubs. For the most part, they’re not mutually exclusive. I don’t know who decided that this was a fashion statement. More like fashion fragment. Holla. A grammar joke. I’m awesome. And I even hate the phrase “pop your collar.” It implies that it’s a hip, quick, cool movement. It’s not. STOP IT.