Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Take Your Feet Off the Table, We Have Company!


Being a Mom = Being a Crackwhore

by Guest Contributor, K. Myers


Ok, ok. Someone please explain to me when the roles of motherhood changed. When my mom had her first kid of five, she was 22. She was married, working long hours as a nurse and she took good care of her child. She was not posting pictures of herself on MySpace in skanky clothes, drunk and/or smoking. Sure, the internet didnt exist in 1975, but she still wasn't out partying it up at the local bar every night.

Why is it that nearly 75% of the females of my high school senior class have taken the last four years to get totally wasted while also giving birth to one, two, and sometimes more, innocent
little children that they allow their mothers to raise while they go get drunk every night
and hook up with skeezy men?

Seriously, is THIS who is raising our next generation? In fact, it is.
We are screwed, my friends. SCREWED.


6 comments:

T.L. Graham said...

Good post.

Drew said...

thank god i can't get knocked up. ahahaha. love you kerri. if this is a different k. myers then i now feel like a dumbass and you may verbally scold me.

Ashleigh said...

ahahhaaa.

It is the one and only K. Meyers. Some time you can be a Guest Contributor as well.

woo hooo blogs.

Anonymous said...

ashleigh, the one and only K. MYers hope you wont spell her name wrong. ever. again. :) love u! love u too andrew;)

-KM

Ashleigh said...

i knowwwww :( I wrote it and then knew I spelled it wrong and never changed it because I'm a lazy friend.

I'll bake something...

Drew said...

HAVER BAKE BLUBERRY MUFFINS!!! AND YOU BOTH NEED TO GET A BLOGGER SO YOUR PICTURE SHOWS UP LIKE MY SWEETASS BLOGGER PIC DOES. K DONE WITH THE caps.