Fame?Maybe next time.
The ability to spit in someone's face without any consequences?
This is what my current job has driven me - a usually calm, passive, caring person - to desire. I don't want to hit them, cut them, or do anything else that will cause physical harm. No, I want to spit in their face and see a look of utter surprise, shock, and fear - all coated in my saliva.
And then I'll scream "Suck It!" and run away.
A boy can dream, can't he?