I will most likely not be your friend if your name is Cingular/AT&T. Reason? Because you're a lying liar! Fewest dropped calls my ass! Not only do you drop my calls, it happens on pretty much a daily basis. That's not a few. A few is once a year saying "Tee hee, OMG whoops I'll call u back LOL ^_^" and having everything be fine. This, for example, is not OK:
Friend: You know what I'm sayin'?
Me: Yes, I totally know what you're sayin.
Friend: Andrew?.....Hello?
Me: Yeah I'm here. Can you here me?
Friend: Hello? Are you there....Can you hear me?
Me: Yes! I can hear you! Hello!
Friend: Andrew? Hello?
Me: I'M HERE!!! I CAN HEAR YOU!!! I'M GOING TO CALL YOU BACK!!!!
Friend: I think I lost you...Andrew?
Me: DIE CINGULAR!!!!!!!
And you know what else is cool? When your phone, for no apparent reason, says "No Access to Network." I love that. When I sign up for a cell phone plan, what I'd really like is less network and more dropped calls. I think that's what most people want. Luckily, I just signed up for a 2 year contract. Awesome.
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wow, SUPER lame. i have cingular and they havent screwed me TOO badly lately. i guess that will come later...ughhh.
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