Hawley. She won. She took the cake with $799.72.
Thanks to everyone else who guessed the cash value of my beautiful and unrusted blue Buick. The actual value is $825. Although it’s of no consequence I feel I should mention that my left turn signal is currently not working and I forgot to add previously that two keys are needed to operate my car; one for the doors and one for the starter. There’s also a wooden crank on the side. That’s a lie.
When I'm finished creating Hawley's prize I'll detail it in a post. Have no fear - it will of course involve JTT and chocolate gum.
T-Minus 20 days.