By a show of hands, how many of you hate the comic strip Garfield.
(Looks around the room)
OK, looks like everyone.
For all you people who find Garfield obnoxious, here's a little site that will turn that mundane, painfully unfunny strip into something a little more humorous.
It's called the Garfield Randomizer.
Since all the strips are so freakin' predictable and similar, if you throw out any 3 random panels, it will essentially look like a regular strip. So you hit the "Go" button, 3 panels pop up, and you have a randomly selected Garfield comic that is probably funnier than anything Jim Davis ever pinched out. You also have the choice of locking the panels so you can try and make it more amusing. Here's one I did. It's called. . ."Every Garfield Comic Ever."
Garfield sleeps, he gets up, he eats. Of course when he's not eating he's kicking Odie off the table or harassing Nermal while Jon tries to get a date with a woman way out of his league. Sigh. Give it up, Jon. We all know you're gay.